Monday, November 15, 2010

It's his world, I'm just living in it...

It's no secret who runs my life:

Yes, this 10-pound brat wiener dog, as evidence by my lack of willingness to even kick him out of my own bed! Judge all you want, but if he looked at you with the eyes he gives me, you'd do the same thing... (sucker, I know).

He even rules the roost when sleeping... J.D. and I affectionately refer to this as "my Woody scarf" for obvious reasons.

(OH MY GOD, this reminds me of the SNL Taxmasters commercial spoof from the Jane Lynch episode... so creepy and so hysterical all at the same time. Please watch it and try not to cringe!)


Today, Woodstock and I shared a nice fall day outdoors. Honestly, it was over 105° all summer and I never once took out my bathing suit. Now that the weather is in the 70s and 80s I can finally lay outside and catch some rays! I went inside to look for my current read (Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald) and was pretty bummed to see what happened to my once perfectly-laid-out towel.

"So SORRY to interrupt...."

He also has been dictating our walks lately. Last week I wanted to take Woodstock for at least a mile or two walk. When I walk him on his harness, he basically drags me. He's small, but he's a strong little guy and he likes to walk very, very briskly. So I figured, what the heck, why not try to run him? And we literally ran for half a mile together. I went gingerly because I wasn't sure how far to push him, but we eventually ran/jogged over 3.5 miles! And on his first run, he was faster than I was ready to run (thanks to the bum knee) and barely had to rest after. Look out, Wiener Nationals! Really though, my goal is to enter him in that. It's not even funny how serious I am.

The stats:

Not bad for my first "run" in over a month. I also noticed that before I hit the second mile, my knee was not in pain at all! However, after the 5K distance it did start to bother me significantly. Nothing a little ice couldn't fix. And it didn't hurt as much as it usually does the few days after the run. So this leads me to believe that I am ready to get back into running. Not the eight miles I was averaging when I injured myself, obviously. But baby steps. I'm going to try to ease into it with the Couch to 5K program. From there, I can gauge where my knee's at and see if I need to continue my running hiatus, or if I'm ready to get back into my distance running. I really hope I'm ready for the latter...

I'm going to throw you a curveball to finish this post. I think I've sort of adopted a cat. This cat, to be more specific.

I don't know anything about the cat, so please don't ask. I don't know what gender it is, who he/she belongs to, what it's name is... nothing.

But he's a very friendly cat (yeah, I just decided without any veterinary training that it's a boy). So friendly that he's followed me into my house several times. And he's also found his way into my garage where he's been accidentally locked up, oops, sorry cat :-\ Seriously though, he comes and nudges the columns by our front door every night, I can hear him meowing at the door -- Woodstock hates this btw, every time I say let's go see if the kitty is here, he scrambles to the front door, barks his little heart out and paws at the door. He also likes to sleep in the giant flower bush in front of my house. And he brings me presents. Last week it was a lizard wrapped in entrails, the week before a dead bird. How sweet. This morning he even sat in the driveway while J.D. and I both washed our cars. It's bizarre, but I think we "have" a cat now.

Anyways, that's it for me. I'm off to find something for my little life ruler to do because he's eaten through all of his allegedly "durable" toys in minutes. Does anyone know of any good toys a 10-pound dog can't chew through?! He's chomped through a Kong to put it into perspective...

10 comments:

  1. I'm so glad you're starting to get back into running pain free! That's exciting! And it probably helps that you've got a buddy along for the ride... ;)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Wiener Nationals?! Awesome! I'm so glad to hear we're not the only ones that have a doxie that rules our lives. My parents were just hinting at it earlier tonight on the phone. I agree, you can't so no to their eyes. Too cute!

    ReplyDelete
  3. A couple of my friends always seem to be attracting stray cats... I say go for it! Friendly cats can be charming :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. My family adopted a cat the same way (we even put up signs trying to find the owner) and he lived with us for 7ish years--even through a cross-town move. We never knew how old he was, but we figured he was about 12 when he finally passed last year.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Love this post! My lazy feline also rules the house, I dont deny it!

    I was going to suggest a kong... but if he chewed through that... NO IDEA. Good luck!

    ReplyDelete
  6. My 8 lb fur baby too rules my life. It's all about him apparently which kind of conflicts with my school of thought that its all about me. The best is that its starting to get chilly out so at night he'll burrow under the covers at night and he's like a portable heating pad that rests against my hip!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Aww I wouldn't be able to kick him out of bed either. My mutt is 65 pounds and she's a great cuddler. :D Every dog needs a kitty friend. I believe it whole-heartedly.

    ReplyDelete
  8. i really want a cat and dog! i wish i had a wiener dog as cute as him!!!! <3 it would be nice to have a "King of the Castle" ;)

    ReplyDelete
  9. Aahh, Woodstock is so freakin' cute. I've always wanted a weiner dog ;)

    If I had a cat that was trying to "adopt" me, I would be such a sucker. He/she looks and sounds very nice! I'm guessing it must have once had an owner at some point though! Otherwise, it probably wouldn't get near you (or Woodstock). Hehe

    ReplyDelete