Is EXACTLY how I felt yesterday afternoon. I'll get to that in a second.
Originally I had my heart set on waking up at 8-ish, going down to the fitness center and getting in a good 3-4 mile run on a treadmill and possibly snag a banana from the lobby. The promise of treadmills with TVs excited me greatly, because then I'd be able to watch the USA-Slovenia World Cup match that kicked off at 8:30 a.m. Instead, the moment my alarm sounded, I hit snooze and rolled around until 9:20 a.m.
Bothered by a severely scratchy throat and throbbing sinus ducts that left the edges of my world feeling fuzzy, I made myself stumble to the bathroom and took a good 35-minute relaxing bath. After drying off and changing I found J.D. glued to the TV around 10ish. He was watching the Weather Channel of all things.
This is where my life collides with George Orwell's novel, 1984. All of a sudden a metallic voice starts ringing in my head. At first I believed it to be conflicting feeds on the channel. But then he turned down the volume and I realized the crackly voice was coming out of a speaker near the bathroom. A la Big Brother.
"Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention....." he drifted off. I looked at J.D. in horror, noticing the storm from the previous night had continued into the morning.
"The city of Des Moines is on a tornado warning," the voice continued. "If you are a guest in the room, please close all your drapes and move towards the bathroom area, away from the window."
Then I really started freaking out. A tornado?!?!??!?!?!?! I've never been in one before and I don't really plan to. Luckily, none of J.D.'s go-to weather stations showed any signs of tornado watches. In fact, they all just said we were in severe thunderstorms. Which, I guess is ok considering the alternative. Although the announcement chimed three times during the duration of the storm, we were stuck in our tiny room on the 21st floor for nearly an hour and a half. So, while I sat on the bed and read/got ready for the day, J.D. showered as normal and we finally were free at 11:45ish. Finally, we were able to go out for breakfast.
I'll limit my commentary here, because it seems like everyone has an opinion. But I was able to watch a bit of the World Cup during this lockdown period. I was about to give up as we trailed 2-0. And then you know the rest. We did lose power on the TV stations for a while, but I got to see our second and third goals...... And well, let's just say I could hear people in every room around us shrieking about the call. Over the howling 70 mph winds. Again, no exaggeration, weather reports said wind speeds were between 70-75 mph. Yikes!
Eventually we made our way back to Drake's campus area for the day, looking for indoor activities while the rain finally trailed off and the temperature climbed back to 80. I wasn't feeling much breakfast because I started to get pretty sick. I enjoyed an English muffin egg sandwich and a big ol' cup of mint tea.

The mint tea felt soothing on my sore throat. But I wanted to get some actual cold medicine, instead of the bags of Halls I had been consuming. So we stopped at Wal-Mart and picked up a bunch of supplies. And that's when I found this beauty:

After downing a shot, my throat felt great. But I felt like a chump, because even though this is non-drowsy day-time medicine, I was out like a light. Right before dozing off, I got a little loopy feeling. Not like the last time I tried Tylenol PM though, I was all "weeeeeeeee" for about 20 minutes before passing out cold. It's the closest I'm going to get to drug use. Anyways, my "adventure" took place during the middle of J.D.'s tour of Des Moines. So while he got to drive around and relive old sites from his college days, I was drooling on the passenger seat. Classy.
About 30 minutes later I woke up and asked for ice cream. He's been bragging about a malt shop for this entire trip and I was ready to try it! Cut me some slack, my throat hurt and ice cream sounded DELIGHTFUL.

We ended up splitting a peanut butter cup arctic blast -- one of the few things I could stomach all day! After devouring the ice cream, I desperately needed a nap. So we went back to the hotel where I dozed off for a good two hours while J.D. did some work. Upon my awakening he told me of another awesome place we were going. I felt refreshed and less ill and ready to roll.
Except that it started raining again. Which made our next stop the perfect place: a half-price used book store that was the size of a library!! If you know me and know that I was a lit major and opted to read books instead of going out often, you'd know this was right up my alley. I was good and only made off with two selections for about $5 each -- a history of famous Parisiennes: Marie Antoinette, Edith Wharton and Coco Chanel, and also a historical novel about French presence in the colonization of Latin America. I say historical novel because it's more like a story than cut-and-dry history. I'm a geek, it's ok. I've accepted it.
When the storm died down, we went back to the hotel to pack up and then walked over to the Iowa Cubs stadium for baseball game No. 2 of the trip. This one was of the minor league variety. And let me tell you, it looked like amateur baseball. Which is pretty bad. For dinner I kept it light with a small pulled pork sandwich.

Then walked around the stadium and watched a few innings of baseball.

After the game, I felt horrendous from all the crap we've been eating this week. Nothing a three-mile run couldn't fix. Even though I worked out in the air conditioned gym, the humidity still got to me like whoa. But it was necessary and I felt good despite the minor sickness.
We promptly went to sleep -- after watching Jimmy Fallon's late show -- and hit the road at 7:30 this morning en route to Omaha, Nebraska. Currently I'm sitting in the pressbox at Rosenblatt Stadium for the FINAL season it hosts the College World Series. Next year it's moving downtown. This is going to be an AWESOME experience. I've already rubbed elbows with Nomar Garciaparra. So stoked. I love baseball.
What's your favorite sporting event to watch?? Clearly, you know mine. During this week trip, we will have seen 10 baseball games. I'm at 2.5 right now.
Have a good one people!